Hey, Oh HEY! Hi there, Hellooo.
Excellent intro, I know. Now, I'm gnna be honest, I'm writing this post as I go. Literally, as you read this now....I'm typing this and I have no idea what is going to happen next. The excitment is almost too much to handle. This is just one of many forms of procrastination that I am testing out at the moment. I am currently sat in the library, in the orange computer room, selfishly taking up a computer that could be used by some one who actually wants to do well their degree. Don't get me wrong, I do want to do well my degree, I'm just playing a nasty trick on myself to see how long I can not do anything until it gets to the point where I am forced to stay up all night and not see anyone. I should be doing one of three things, 1) editing an essay I finished yesterday, (Sometimes, i'm motivated... but mostly i'm not.) 2) Starting an essay due next week, 3) Starting the other essay due next week.
So happy procrastinating, enjoy the thrill!
ATTENTION: Please ignore everything that has been written in this post. It is not funny, it is not clever, and it is not cool. I will not be held responsible for any consequences that may follow if the steps above are followed. Stay in school kids.